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> [!info]-
... the claw drops you off in front of a very approachable circular stall, then swoops a guest walking by in the direction of a nearby lake. you buy a Park Map for $4.20 from Information Kiosk 3. what a rip-off! you're definitely going to need to visit a Cash Machine soon. but hey, Lemonade Stall 31 has lemonade for $0.10, Popcorn Stall 17 has popcorn for $0.10, and Drinks Stall 48 has soda for $0.10! great deals on food and drinks everywhere! i guess not everything in this space is a big money-grab.
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> hmmm, someone left the Guest Thoughts window open. i wonder if i can find my own thoughts?
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"The Library of Babel is really good value"
"I'm not hungry"
"I can't find Chult"
"I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE"
"Just looking at Lacrimae Rerum makes me feel sick"
"Help! Put me down!"
"I've already got sunglasses"
"This lemonade from Lemonade Stall 23 is really good value"
"I've been queuing Memento Mori for ages"
"I want to go on something more thrilling than Junk Drawer"
"Help! I'm drowning!"
"I'm not paying that much to go on Solemn Sanctum"
"I need to go to the bathroom"
"This park is really clean and tidy"
"This path is disgusting"
"reading these thoughts is boooring. well, i got what i came for. might as well head for the park exit. but wait, my toilet bar is in the red. why did i get so much food? i should probably drop the kids off at the pool before I hit the road."
"I've already got a balloon"
"It's too crowded here"
"I want to go one something more thrilling than Lacrimae Rerum"
"The Athenian Agora looks too intense for me!"
"I'm tired"
"I can't find BOPA"
"The music is nice here"
"WHY THE FUCK DOES Restroom 14 COST $69.00?"
"I'm not going on Homo Sum while it's raining"
"I'm not paying that much to go on Chult"
"Help! Put me down!"
"I can't find The Library of Babel"
"I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE"
"This park is really clean and tidy"
"I want to go on something more thrilling than Junk Drawer"
"Help! I'm drowning!"
"I've been queueing Isle of Sam for ages"
"I'm not paying that much to go on smws selected works"
"i've shat myself"
"Just looking at The Solemn Sanctum makes me feel sick"
"This path is disgusting"
"This path is disgusting"
"I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE"
"This path is disgusting"
"Hot chocolate from Hot Chocolate Stall 2 is really good value"
"This path is disgusting"
"Help! Put me down!"
"This path is disgusting"
"This path is disgusting"
"This path is disgusting"
"Help! I'm drowning!"
"This path is disgusting"
"I've already got a hat"